Krewe de Boo? More Like Krewe de Crap

Posted: November 2, 2008 in Random News

Wow. So New Orleans has a way to celebrate Halloween and might make itself a center for the holiday. I just can’t wait to see what it is!!! Wait for it; drumroll………………………………………………………………………………..

oh;………………..it’s a parade.

Wow, that’s all I gotta say. Wow. As if that wasn’t enough, we’re throwing Mardi Gras beads. Other than a bad, desperate attempt to get rid of unwanted, leftover Mardi Gras beads, this really makes no sense at all. Where’s the originality?? Where is it?? Is this the only way we can celebrate anything, the only way to get people interested in coming down here? Seriously? Sure, candy was being thrown out and costumes were worn, but hello, New Orleans has Mardi Gras costumes for parades, not Halloween ones, because we do this on Mardi Gras. This isn’t Mardi Gras. Don’t let them fool you, Who Dat Nation. Get back to celebrating Halloween the way it is supposed to be celebrated, before everyone is brainwashed into parading everyday of the year. I can see a brain washed society right now. It’s Columbus Day, let’s have a parade. New Orleans can be the center of Presidents Day, must be a parade. Or we can have a parade for trash pick-up day. Oh boy, SDT’s comin’ around. Get ready for a big boost in our economy. The world’s comin’ down on trash day to celebrate with us. We’re having a parade. Next thing you know, nobody will be able to get around because the streets will be so flooded with beads, there will be no room for cars and we couldn’t have subways ’cause they’d be in the water. We’d have to start a submarine system and the city’s economy wouldn’t be able to afford the upkeep and maintanance of the system. We would be stuck, which in turn would spark some more parades because………..hey, there’s nothing else to do, unless you would consider national stuck right where you are day and we should have a parade.

As you can see, this is really bad. This is a dark day in the history of our city. Do your part to keep New Orleans running at a reasonable pace and take back Halloween. Our future…………………………………….and my thirst for originality, depend on it.

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