Your Weekly Injury Report Brought To You By Ochsner Medical Center and Your Shit Ass Strength and Conditioning Staff

Posted: October 2, 2008 in Saints

This week, Sedrick Ellis has gotten the old injury bug which adds to our injury list which should be about 43 players long by now. It is not certain whether or not his little bobo will keep him out for any amount of time, but he did have to leave practice early on Thursday to have his knee examined. How the hell, SE, did you manage to hurt your knee when you only registered one sack this year. You hardly ever bust through the line. Now we have players getting hurt who don’t really do that much on the field. I’m afraid with all these injuries that the time will eventually come when Drew Brees finally goes down. He’ll be the only starter available to go down in a few weeks. You might say that with Deuce upping the production of the team, even the backups, and with three starters thought to be hurt being on the field Sunday, we’ll be fine. Remember, though, Deuce still has those less than perfect surgically repaired knees. I’m afraid it’s not a matter of if he gets injured again, it’s when. He simply can’t keep this up week after week without taking a blow somewhere down the line. By the way, it didn’t hurt that every single living organism in the Dome was behind him 100%. That always helps production.

This has to stop, the injuries that is.

Hey Chef, ever thought about hiring a doctor. We could expand on Cafe 641 and build Medical Center 641 next to it. We could become one of those nasty conglomerates that everone hates of the Superdome. Two businesses run under 641 Incorporated. Or maybe you just want to remain small business; just throwing it out there. It would be a serious upgrade for our Medical Staff, though. You know what I’m saying?

YOU KNOW WHAT I’M SAYIN’.

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Comments
  1. Michelle says:

    Oh yeah. Sick of it all. I think I need a doctor.

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