JWD-Bags (TM)

And their not just for a week!!

THE ULTIMATE DOUCHE: THAT HIDEOUS JOKE OF A PRESIDENT!! (Updated 2009)

1. Chris Kluwe- Another reason to HATE the Vikings. What a crap ass douche. This is for accusing Brees (and Manning) after the recent NFL lockout of holding up CBA processes in order to potentially make personal gains in the matter. Now, normally I would ignore such petty little skirmishes. But when you have the atrocious audacity to make such an ill advised, misinformed accusation about two of the leagues classiest individuals,………and you do it via Twitter,…………and you’re a guy like Chris effin Kluwe; a funny little footnote stuck like an old piece of used toliet paper on the NFL’s ass, it becomes newsworthy simply for the fact of getting it out there that Chris “Klowny” is a major league JWD-BAG ass nerd!!

2. Gary Gibbs- Shit-ass coordinating (He’s still on because his linebacker coaching in Kansas City is reeking so bad, we can smell it from here)

3. Kevin Kaesvaharn- Your no good clutch pass interference

4. WWL- for telling me that no one rushes against the Vikings because they have the second ranked run defense and thereby giving me less of a reason to tear Sean Payton up (back when I wanted to, of course) updated 2010.

5. Ed Hochuli- for being dumb enough to put your job on the line. (that’s it)

6. Jim Haslett- for starting the one year out of seven good coaching trend, the 21 century edition of “Keep us out of the Super Bowl”

8. Tracy Porter- for not blowin’ somethin’ up and having the audacity to injure yourself

9. The Play Chart- for being blank. (I mean really, if it actually had something on it, don’t you think they could come up with something better than that mess? - I saw the play sheet during Super Bowl XLIV, almost had me one a them Jeremy Shockey seizures!!

10. New Orleans economy- for blasting the Voodoo

7. Wade Phillips- Because he just sucks, and yes I did just realize how bad of a coach he is after my team just lost to him for their first loss of the year, so what.

On Notice:

1. Soloman Wilcots- It’s Chase Daniel!!!!!!!,…………not Chase Daniels…………………….Idiot