And their not just for a week!!

THE ULTIMATE DOUCHE: THAT HIDEOUS JOKE OF A PRESIDENT!! (Updated 2009)

1. Sean Payton- Ref situations and being an idiot

2. Gary Gibbs- Shit-ass coordinating (He’s staying on, because wherever he goes, his defensive playcalling will reek so bad, we will be able to smell it from here!!!)

3. Kevin Kaesvaharn- Your no good clutch pass interference

4. Martin Gramatica- for injuring your groin

5. Drew Brees- for being the easiest flustered quarterback in the NFL (this is also based on past games) and starting to show the side I, and only I, seemed to know existed all along (Pro Bowls can be life savers)

6. WWL- for telling me that no one rushes against the Vikings because they have the second ranked run defense and thereby giving me less of a reason to tear Sean Payton up.

7. Ed Hochuli- for being dumb enough to put your job on the line. (that’s it)

8. Jim Haslett- for starting the one year out of seven good coaching trend, the 21 century edition of “Keep us out of the Super Bowl”

9. Tracy Porter- for not blowin’ somethin’ up and having the audacity to injure yourself

10. The Play Chart- for being blank. (I mean really, if it actually had a physical rout on it, don’t you think they could come up with something better than that mess?

11. New Orleans economy- for blasting the Voodoo

12. Steve Weatherford- for not puttin’ up a big time fight against your no brain coach and senile owner when they made the absolute dumb decision to cut you.

13. Tom Benson- for being you!!!!

14. Sean Payton- for abusing your position

15. Sean Payton (again)- for finding a way on my list twice.

16. At this point, I think Sean Payton deserves his own page: Sean Payton- Screwing over Drew Brees in the final minute of the Detroit Lions debackle.