Knowledge: Knowing how to get job done. Knowing know to score touchdowns by not treating a ball like it passed through the door of a 400 degree oven when passing over the goal line. Knowing how to get a ball from the line of scrimmage a FULL 10 yards down the field in at least FOUR tries. Oh, the elusive double “F” rule. Knowing when free agency comes around that sucky guys actually do suck and the thugs actually do help your football team. Knowing the draft is a complete waste of valuable free agency time. Point: “Get it done, Period”

Attitudes and Resources : A kind that turns New Orleans from the cream puff, soft, cow patty, cotton bed that it is into a REAL Sports city. One that makes the players feel like, just maybe like, just maybe………..like……..they…….have to…….ya know……….do something. Everything happens after asses get put on the fire. History will say that. Even with said S team. Ex. Jim Haslett Ass On: Won final four games in 2004 to go from 4-8 to 8-8. Ass Off: Well, one less the entire next f**king season. Point: “It’s never good enough, it’s never great enough”

Know-How: Know how football is played. Know how to look the ball in BEFORE you make it to the NFL minor leagues. Know how to beat teams in the majors. You have to play them 16 times a year. Know how to make it to the playoffs 3 times as much as you do now. Making it 6 times in 20 years would be a start.

Buy Hornets Tickets,Very Important: As a Regular Civilian: Do the economy some good while doing yourself good at the same time. Make no contact with said “S” team that has now been tamed to have no negative effects on anything being labeled as “Said ‘S’ team”.

Those Sub- Headings: Yeah, whatever the hell they mean, I’m sure Said “S” team could use them.